// EUROVISION 2012//

The 57th annual Eurovision Song Contest is scheduled to take place in Baku, Azerbaijan this May. So I thought I’d give some insight on some of the participating artists representing their respected countries. Now, this may be the biggest thing to ever happen to the quiet Azerbaijan, a country famous for well, nothing. So this naturally, is a huge opportunity to get the tiny country firmly on the map. I’m particularly keen on what’s on offer from the Scandinavian countries, for obvious reasons. The music coming out of there right now is fucking incredible.
Switzerland
Pretty good.
Cyprus
Who let Pitbull out of his cage?
Denmark
The Danish Taylor Swift
Ireland
Ireland - Nil Poi
Belarus
I’m sorry 2006 called, it wants its sound back
Ukraine
If Homosexual was a country - 12 POINTS
Lithuania
The blindfold is a metaphor for ‘Love is Blind’, get it? Yeah the songs still shit
Norway
Started off so promising - gutted
Sweden
Winner? Not surprised
…and this is just a taste of what the UK is offering…
tragic.













